Man Banned From Flying For Life For Showing Passengers His Pinnochio Dick Tattoo

Metro – A man has been banned from flying with an airline after waving a sex toy around and exposing his penis Pinocchio tattoo.

Tom Washington, 22, of Grimsby, boarded the Jet2 flight dressed up as a female cabin crew member for the lads’ holiday to Majorca.

He explained: ‘There were 23 of us altogether and we all met at East Midlands airport. ‘We got up in the early hours to do our make-up and hair like any presentable woman. We were all excited and sober at this point, and we got on to the plane with barrels of laughter from pretty much everyone – the airport staff and members of the public.

“I got up but because my jacket was too tight, it exposed my chest which I had covered with a bra. ‘I then proceeded to help the cabin staff with the safety talk using a sex toy.’ He continued: ‘There were some old men on the plane as well and they were a laugh.

‘The lads mentioned I had a tattoo of Pinocchio, which I showed them, and that was the point where the manager took my passport.’

Steve Heapy, CEO of Jet2.com and Jet2holidays, said: ‘We carry millions of families every year so this disgusting behaviour will not be tolerated. ‘It is totally unacceptable. ‘We pride ourselves on giving our customers a friendly and relaxing flight experience so we will take action against anyone who causes offence and disruption to our crew and passengers.’

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Ok first of all, aside from a crying baby this is the absolute last thing you want to see walk onto your flight early in the morning.

Bunch of obnoxious douches who you just know are going to be yelling at each other across the aisles and getting up and roaming around bumping you the entire time while you’re trying to sleep. No amount of noise-cancellation in the world can block out those assholes.

But truth be told, as for Tom, that’s a funny tattoo. Very creative. Full color too, must have cost a fortune, really have no other option when you get something like that other than to show it off to anyone who asks. And we’re talking about a lifetime ban just for flashing it around? Seriously with all the problems with flights lately this is really what we’re gonna crack down on? Airplanes dropping out of the sky, flat out disappearing, mechanical failures, engine fires, broken bathrooms flooding the cabin with poo. How about this, how about give me a week without a breaking news story about a plane crash, then you can focus on micromanaging passengers flashing Disney character themed cock tats. Let Tom live #FreeTom.